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[knowsitsreal]

So, uh, anyone ever figure out what was with the free breakfast this morning?

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[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

Are you normally exacted a fee for your meals aboard ship?

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[knowsitsreal]

Usually it's not breakfast in bed or whatever.

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[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

Did a note accompany it?

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[knowsitsreal]

Yeah.

{Video} He's a bitch, whoops.

[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

I should think that sufficient to explain it.

{Video} lol, it's all good.

[knowsitsreal]

I meant more like, does this kind of thing happen often? Kinda got the impression that the Admiral's an ass, not someone who goes around leaving out pancakes or whatever.

{Video} It's not you, it's him.

[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

He leaves out what he pleases. Becoming quickly inured to this is highly beneficial.

{Video} Well, Jim's a snarky asshole so. They even each other out?

[knowsitsreal]

Gee, really?

{Video} OH GOOD this will be fun

[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

{Holmes does not appreciate your sarcasm, young man.}

Dispensing with your petulance, however, would be even more beneficial.

{Video} Indeed. c:

[knowsitsreal]

Thanks for the advice, but I think I'll stick with it, if it's all the same to you.

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[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

It isn't.

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[knowsitsreal]

Guess you'll just have to get used to it.

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[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

{Just this face right here.}

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[knowsitsreal]

[Right back at you. c:]

[paradoxlol]

[WHAT IS YOUR VOICE. There's a long pause. Now have an older version of your voice.]

I think it was some kind of treat for wardens who were passed up in the last sorting.

[knowsitsreal]

[OH GOD WHAT IS THIS. :|]

... The Admiral usually this generous?

[paradoxlol]

Not without a catch. I wouldn't trust it.

[Then there's an awkward sort of silence. Arthur wants to say something, SOMETHINNNNG, but he's not sure what. For once, he's thrown off.]

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[knowsitsreal]

[And here's more awkward silence before Jim switches to private. Because srsly wtf is this. :|]

Who are you?

Private

[paradoxlol]

Arthur. You?

What year are you from?

Private

[knowsitsreal]

Jim.

It was seventeen fifty three when I left. Are you from Earth?

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[paradoxlol]

And it was twenty-ten for me. Earth-- New York. What about you?

Private

[knowsitsreal]

Montressor. I'd never heard of Earth before I got here. New York's a city?

Private

[paradoxlol]

Yeah-- and a state by the same name. What's Montressor like? Could be the same planet, different reality. [Which would make Jim... some kind of alternate reality Arthur? Right.]

Private

[knowsitsreal]

It's... kind of a dump. Not much to do but mine stuff, it rains all the time... there's a spaceport nearby, but that's kinda it.

Private

[paradoxlol]

Sounds like some places I've been.

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[knowsitsreal]

Really?

Obviously I just want to make this a JGL party

[requiresssacrifice]

[Now that you've had your adult voice, HAVE YOUR EVIL TWIN VOICE.]

Consolation prizes, perhaps, for the wardens who were too inadequate. [Muttering to himself:] Yessss, that's why Edward didn't get a breakfast in bed of his own... Note to self: rectify that.

THE BEST KIND OF PARTY

[knowsitsreal]

[Dear god what is this. :|]

Gee, I can just feel my ego getting crushed. Thanks.

Edward?

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A JGL PARTY

[requiresssacrifice]

Edward Nygma? He's only the standard to which all other wardens should hold themselves. Genius, competent, handsome...

This might be my favorite thing ever.

[knowsitsreal]

If you say so.

[most_feared]

I don't know. I'm still tryin' to figure out when my inmate started thinking highly of me.

[knowsitsreal]

Oh yeah?

[most_feared]

Yeah. Usually we have a good professional relationship. [And Cooper rarely thinks highly of anyone.]

[knowsitsreal]

Thinking highly of you qualifies as unprofessional?

[most_feared]

Usually it doesn't involve hugging.

[knowsitsreal]

... I see your point.

[fuckyoucynthia]

Is there a reason I shouldn't?

[most_feared]

...Nothing that was any pointed effort of my own?

[fuckyoucynthia]

You're good people, Kay. You haven't given me any reason not to think well of you.

[most_feared]

May I ask what's abruptly led to this conclusion? Or your urge to tell me about this conclusion?

[fuckyoucynthia]

Since when have I explained everything to you? [But instead of zing, you can practically hear the smile in his voice.]

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

You too? I have no idea. But it was delicious.

[knowsitsreal]

I guess. I'm just not really sure I like the idea of getting magic breakfast.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

...okay, seeing your point, kind of wish I'd seen it before I started eating.

But it was pretty good and so far doesn't seem to have hurt me at all? Or done magic?

[knowsitsreal]

Guess that's somethin'.

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Name's Kon-El. You?

[knowsitsreal]

Jim. Kon-El?

[Which is Jimmish for 'what kind of a name is that?']

[ihavettk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's Kryptonian.